So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20768. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 66.95 | 92% | 2013-08-30 |
| 20769. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 66.95 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 20770. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 66.95 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
| 20771. | Gjuro (gjuro_eng_key) | 66.95 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 20772. | wililam (wheky) | 66.95 | 93% | 2012-05-16 |
| 20773. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 66.94 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 20774. | Michael (magic_michael) | 66.94 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 20775. | Christian (babyxie182) | 66.94 | 95% | 2012-11-08 |
| 20776. | TJ (tjheinzo) | 66.94 | 97% | 2017-08-27 |
| 20777. | Pavan (navapjonam) | 66.94 | 89% | 2015-12-08 |
| 20778. | tom (tdtdtd) | 66.94 | 96% | 2014-04-18 |
| 20779. | Cristi (sup3rfly) | 66.94 | 91% | 2017-02-12 |
| 20780. | Chris (chriscole21) | 66.93 | 95% | 2020-06-01 |
| 20781. | Kyle (nakuz1988) | 66.93 | 93% | 2011-11-18 |
| 20782. | 🌲Evergreen (sean090) | 66.93 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 20783. | Mizzark (mizzark54) | 66.93 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 20784. | Marc (marcr) | 66.92 | 96% | 2015-01-15 |
| 20785. | Lord Cedrik (lordcedrik) | 66.92 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 20786. | Daniel (redax) | 66.92 | 89% | 2011-11-27 |
| 20787. | Hmpf (hmpf) | 66.92 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 20788. | Laco (koomp) | 66.92 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 20789. | hhg (hhg2) | 66.92 | 99% | 2013-11-18 |
| 20790. | Brett (bca701) | 66.92 | 97% | 2016-03-31 |
| 20791. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 66.91 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 20792. | piney (piney777) | 66.91 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 20793. | Sendy (sendyakbar) | 66.91 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 20794. | 66.91 | — | 2011-02-09 | |
| 20795. | Fabian (embit77) | 66.91 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 20796. | kathy (abcdef) | 66.91 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 20797. | Diego (diegocr) | 66.90 | 96% | 2017-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |