Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5402. | Robert (magicnanner) | 97.32 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 5403. | Shashank (_shanks_) | 97.31 | 98% | 2025-06-12 |
| 5404. | TeKla (tekla44) | 97.31 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 5405. | Arga (argasaragih) | 97.31 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 5406. | cole (coldmak) | 97.30 | 96% | 2024-09-21 |
| 5407. | Cameron (cameronicheese) | 97.29 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 5408. | Frankly (auntybob) | 97.29 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 5409. | Jimmy (zen529) | 97.28 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 5410. | delete (21037102912937) | 97.28 | 98.4% | 2025-04-04 |
| 5411. | Jon (ultrabruhmoment) | 97.27 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 5412. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 97.27 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5413. | 😈 (topthis) | 97.27 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 5414. | Kageno (kagenou) | 97.26 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 5415. | EscapeVelocity (escapeveloc... | 97.24 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 5416. | Osama (osama_alkhodairy) | 97.23 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 5417. | Q (obokui) | 97.23 | 95% | 2022-07-08 |
| 5418. | trqvcr (trqvcr) | 97.22 | 97.5% | 2024-12-01 |
| 5419. | Get (get_out) | 97.22 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 5420. | Connor (bbust) | 97.22 | 96.7% | 2024-01-04 |
| 5421. | yoyokeepitup (keepitup) | 97.22 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 5422. | Exhorder (exhorderx) | 97.22 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 5423. | Hi (vcorezz) | 97.22 | 98% | 2024-05-03 |
| 5424. | Peter (portiz121803) | 97.22 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 5425. | Aleksa (alek420) | 97.21 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 5426. | J (jdubc) | 97.20 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 5427. | Declan (3declan) | 97.20 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 5428. | biggriffy12 (biggriffy12) | 97.19 | 97.7% | 2023-11-16 |
| 5429. | wishy (wishythefishy) | 97.18 | 96% | 2025-07-06 |
| 5430. | Luke (phophs) | 97.18 | 99% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5431. | Mike (tsunami21) | 97.18 | 98% | 2020-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |