The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6887. | Anh (mrmoon) | 52.88 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 6888. | sally (creamdonut) | 52.88 | 92% | 2011-09-22 |
| 6889. | Tri-ni-frappe (original11) | 52.87 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
| 6890. | Matilda (lucyloo05) | 52.87 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 6891. | Locomotion22 (locomotion22) | 52.87 | 93% | 2020-04-01 |
| 6892. | Turtle (ninjaturtle) | 52.87 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 6893. | anurag (sabanurag) | 52.87 | 95% | 2017-08-19 |
| 6894. | (fauxpas) | 52.87 | 87% | 2015-11-18 |
| 6895. | Quzrin (quzrin) | 52.86 | 87% | 2012-11-07 |
| 6896. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 52.85 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 6897. | kawaii (kfiri547) | 52.85 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 6898. | (harriersuv) | 52.85 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 6899. | wifftees (wifftees) | 52.85 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6900. | (atiedturtle) | 52.85 | 95% | 2015-04-18 |
| 6901. | richard (zift) | 52.85 | 93% | 2015-02-24 |
| 6902. | (fredsa) | 52.85 | 99% | 2014-12-03 |
| 6903. | SPEED (draven101) | 52.84 | 82% | 2016-09-30 |
| 6904. | Alberto (nurdle) | 52.84 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 6905. | Dias (vdios) | 52.84 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 6906. | Letty (lettym) | 52.84 | 95% | 2013-01-13 |
| 6907. | Toan Thang (thang9977) | 52.84 | 91% | 2011-10-19 |
| 6908. | Rebecca Rouli (rebeccarouli) | 52.84 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 6909. | (aescareno) | 52.84 | 94% | 2013-02-12 |
| 6910. | hadar (hadar759) | 52.84 | 90% | 2016-09-19 |
| 6911. | shonnte (shonnte) | 52.84 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 6912. | (scottymaloney) | 52.84 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 6913. | Rogo (rogo) | 52.84 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 6914. | i need more practice (bobzki) | 52.84 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 6915. | BB (bbusey99) | 52.84 | 92% | 2012-03-23 |
| 6916. | atef (atef_7534) | 52.83 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |