So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31302. | memo (m3mo) | 49.36 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 31303. | even (lik141) | 49.36 | 94% | 2016-05-23 |
| 31304. | khon (tropelet) | 49.36 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 31305. | (raka_w) | 49.36 | 96% | 2013-01-18 |
| 31306. | (30_wpm_avg) | 49.35 | 92% | 2016-02-09 |
| 31307. | Valerie (valmartinez8) | 49.35 | 95% | 2018-04-28 |
| 31308. | dozent (1985dozent) | 49.35 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 31309. | Rascasse (razcazze) | 49.35 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 31310. | nguyen (nhukhuong) | 49.35 | 96% | 2014-06-02 |
| 31311. | (wilkins) | 49.35 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 31312. | (bloodmesh) | 49.34 | 92% | 2016-07-29 |
| 31313. | Rajat (arakanfudo) | 49.34 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 31314. | Kevin (kevinkevin) | 49.34 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 31315. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 49.34 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 31316. | Lee (tiannamygod2724) | 49.34 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 31317. | shuv (shuv) | 49.34 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 31318. | JANJAN (janjan_14) | 49.33 | 94% | 2023-08-13 |
| 31319. | Jessica (jess022) | 49.33 | 97% | 2013-11-18 |
| 31320. | Jxsonl (jxsonl) | 49.33 | 90% | 2012-10-19 |
| 31321. | (xx_phyzik_xx) | 49.33 | 92% | 2018-03-19 |
| 31322. | (magicman1358) | 49.33 | 85% | 2012-07-03 |
| 31323. | Kaye (kakai) | 49.33 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 31324. | (anmendoza2010) | 49.33 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 31325. | (uaii) | 49.33 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 31326. | Roberta (roberta80) | 49.33 | 91% | 2013-09-20 |
| 31327. | Sam (csam) | 49.33 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 31328. | BB (bbusey99) | 49.33 | 88% | 2012-04-18 |
| 31329. | (eddiekero) | 49.32 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 31330. | E (phillipcool127) | 49.32 | 94% | 2023-02-10 |
| 31331. | Campain (forge) | 49.32 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |