Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8313. | Leo (leotwelve) | 80.90 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 8314. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 80.90 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 8315. | Yut (poominb) | 80.89 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 8316. | Sean (seantoasters) | 80.89 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 8317. | Tashima (tashima42) | 80.89 | 96% | 2023-10-30 |
| 8318. | Vernz (verrnz) | 80.89 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 8319. | Matt (4matt123) | 80.88 | 94.9% | 2025-04-11 |
| 8320. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 80.88 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 8321. | Adrian (benjothehokage) | 80.88 | 96.7% | 2023-11-06 |
| 8322. | nougatsoup (nougatsoup) | 80.88 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8323. | pig (roadpid) | 80.87 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 8324. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 80.87 | 97.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 8325. | Shyam (gamr7564) | 80.86 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8326. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 80.86 | 99% | 2017-10-25 |
| 8327. | ybf (ybflewis) | 80.85 | 94% | 2023-04-26 |
| 8328. | Manny (manny_rm) | 80.85 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 8329. | teacherman (teacherman) | 80.84 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 8330. | BBTech19 (bbtech19) | 80.84 | 96% | 2025-07-07 |
| 8331. | Quickie (li_alex13) | 80.84 | 96% | 2025-10-05 |
| 8332. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 80.84 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
| 8333. | Shriram (shrirammc55) | 80.84 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 8334. | Oscar (nacl322) | 80.84 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 8335. | Matthew (mattsheesh) | 80.83 | 96% | 2017-01-20 |
| 8336. | Louis (subzero87) | 80.83 | 95% | 2018-09-19 |
| 8337. | Atif (atif_zaheer) | 80.83 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8338. | Žan (fastap) | 80.83 | 96% | 2017-05-21 |
| 8339. | Tristan (itstristan) | 80.82 | 96% | 2018-04-24 |
| 8340. | Ubawji (ubawtypesfast) | 80.82 | 96% | 2024-05-08 |
| 8341. | Sir (sirfatfingers) | 80.82 | 96.4% | 2024-01-06 |
| 8342. | Wayne (wx007) | 80.82 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |