So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34933. | nazlı (nazli) | 41.71 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 34934. | Pulkit (pulk) | 41.71 | 89% | 2016-09-19 |
| 34935. | DeReK (derek324) | 41.71 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 34936. | Julia (juliaoi) | 41.70 | 88% | 2014-06-25 |
| 34937. | Saria (sariakendricks) | 41.70 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 34938. | Parvez (rabbani7380) | 41.70 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 34939. | Lê Ngọc (ngocphat010693) | 41.70 | 87% | 2012-09-18 |
| 34940. | abcd_soup (abcd_soup) | 41.69 | 95% | 2022-03-22 |
| 34941. | Susan (biotech) | 41.69 | 94% | 2014-01-31 |
| 34942. | Billy (suicidelosers) | 41.68 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 34943. | sw cherry (swcherry) | 41.68 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
| 34944. | Phyzem (jaguilar625) | 41.67 | 91% | 2015-12-04 |
| 34945. | Mr (ocjdaora14) | 41.66 | 95.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 34946. | Nesador(Devorak) (nesador) | 41.66 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
| 34947. | Neil (hutch10809) | 41.65 | 89% | 2012-06-10 |
| 34948. | sadullah (muhsin) | 41.65 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 34949. | Annie (call_annie) | 41.64 | 95% | 2023-02-14 |
| 34950. | Jane (bbsslopon) | 41.64 | 95% | 2019-01-01 |
| 34951. | Ashot (avagyanah) | 41.64 | 92% | 2015-07-06 |
| 34952. | Turtle (sahakus1) | 41.63 | 96% | 2022-12-11 |
| 34953. | Adi (tntp) | 41.63 | 92% | 2019-03-14 |
| 34954. | Mayank (mmayank74) | 41.63 | 95% | 2021-08-12 |
| 34955. | Abrit (abritpal) | 41.63 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 34956. | Dhruv (codenta) | 41.62 | 94% | 2022-09-04 |
| 34957. | raymart (raymartph) | 41.62 | 87% | 2014-05-21 |
| 34958. | chopaL (papermaster) | 41.62 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 34959. | TeaandPolitics (teaandpolit... | 41.61 | 93.9% | 2023-10-29 |
| 34960. | Salohiddin (salohiddin_0507) | 41.61 | 95.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 34961. | hien (hienhvn) | 41.60 | 96% | 2012-09-29 |
| 34962. | Hassan (hassanjazzy143) | 41.60 | 90% | 2016-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |