I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6738. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 96.02 | 98% | 2025-07-27 |
| 6739. | Jayden (jaydensar) | 96.02 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 6740. | Mid (nokeyboardsmash) | 96.01 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 6741. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 96.01 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 6742. | SSZZ (sszz007) | 96.00 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 6743. | A (ab_w) | 96.00 | 95.8% | 2024-04-15 |
| 6744. | Ronagen (ronagend) | 96.00 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 6745. | Hung (hung0702) | 96.00 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 6746. | Type (graphet) | 96.00 | 96.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 6747. | floof (flooffy) | 95.99 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 6748. | jack (jackerdd) | 95.99 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 6749. | kg (gylekilles) | 95.99 | 99% | 2019-05-22 |
| 6750. | Tikku (undefined_particle) | 95.99 | 97% | 2017-01-29 |
| 6751. | Gaboo (gaboopoopoo) | 95.98 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 6752. | Atticus (plutakis) | 95.98 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 6753. | Brandon (sontar) | 95.97 | 98% | 2025-04-05 |
| 6754. | 1babymarcus1 (1babymarcus1) | 95.96 | 96% | 2025-12-22 |
| 6755. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 95.96 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 6756. | m (hotdogggg) | 95.96 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 6757. | SirAlig (siralig) | 95.96 | 99% | 2022-12-08 |
| 6758. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 95.95 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 6759. | Nathan (palefire) | 95.95 | 98% | 2024-12-27 |
| 6760. | Ian Lam (ljy200523) | 95.94 | 96% | 2025-10-17 |
| 6761. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 95.94 | 95% | 2024-04-20 |
| 6762. | Satyam (satyam_kumar) | 95.93 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 6763. | Bantu (bantu88) | 95.93 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 6764. | (facehunt) | 95.93 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
| 6765. | (records) | 95.92 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 6766. | Chatham (cala95) | 95.92 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 6767. | Bailey (joshameegibbs) | 95.92 | 99% | 2025-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |