I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18035. | Namra (howc4n5he5lap) | 68.99 | 97% | 2023-10-25 |
| 18036. | Zoro (zoro_kaorts) | 68.99 | 96.1% | 2023-08-15 |
| 18037. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 68.99 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 18038. | Micaldos (micaldos) | 68.99 | 95.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 18039. | jewel (jearchvs17) | 68.98 | 96% | 2025-09-09 |
| 18040. | Varwyn (varwyn) | 68.98 | 95% | 2017-08-10 |
| 18041. | pan_kamcio (pan_kamilek) | 68.98 | 99% | 2023-08-03 |
| 18042. | Micheal (mbroaders) | 68.98 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 18043. | Mandom (xristos980) | 68.97 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 18044. | Sibert (sibert) | 68.97 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 18045. | Arunkumar (arunkumar49) | 68.96 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 18046. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 68.96 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
| 18047. | HiteshM (hiteshm_riptide) | 68.95 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 18048. | Cameron (phieyl) | 68.95 | 97.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 18049. | Peter John (alluvium) | 68.95 | 99% | 2015-08-13 |
| 18050. | Lisa (lisee) | 68.95 | 97% | 2016-04-12 |
| 18051. | Alien Alien (bbq_alien) | 68.94 | 86% | 2016-11-18 |
| 18052. | Pete (peteau) | 68.94 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 18053. | eijkmann (eijkmann) | 68.93 | 97.5% | 2024-01-28 |
| 18054. | Carter (wrong_key_bruh) | 68.92 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 18055. | ric (ricman0) | 68.92 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 18056. | Pascal (defenz0r) | 68.92 | 92% | 2016-12-26 |
| 18057. | Zaki (zakig) | 68.92 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| 18058. | jed (jedhurricane) | 68.92 | 96% | 2016-08-23 |
| 18059. | Julle (aikarauta) | 68.91 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 18060. | Death (dillisdecker) | 68.91 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 18061. | Gaspar (gaspar_pi) | 68.91 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 18062. | Oliver (olxter) | 68.91 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
| 18063. | Vikas (a4atom) | 68.91 | 96% | 2020-08-02 |
| 18064. | Ivan (budabudimir) | 68.91 | 90% | 2016-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |