The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17912. | Josh (joslemon) | 75.39 | 95% | 2015-07-11 |
| 17913. | Avi (avuvos) | 75.39 | 94% | 2016-06-10 |
| 17914. | Frank (franktank840) | 75.38 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 17915. | Amit (supernova21) | 75.38 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 17916. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 75.38 | 96% | 2014-07-15 |
| 17917. | gabe (knbx) | 75.38 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 17918. | Grant (bleakinnovation) | 75.38 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
| 17919. | Sorin (sorethe2) | 75.38 | 93% | 2012-10-01 |
| 17920. | Polar (polar_6275) | 75.37 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 17921. | micaela (janismine) | 75.37 | 95% | 2021-09-13 |
| 17922. | Sonia (swagaholik) | 75.37 | 95.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 17923. | mekineggs (mekineggs) | 75.36 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 17924. | Lalit Singh (lalitsr24) | 75.36 | 95% | 2023-03-01 |
| 17925. | N (crazycalm007) | 75.36 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 17926. | Athanasia (athanasialaras) | 75.36 | 98.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 17927. | HMM (hmaullon_cl) | 75.36 | 95% | 2015-02-05 |
| 17928. | * (000100020003) | 75.35 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 17929. | DaanPower! (daanpower) | 75.35 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 17930. | Daniel (rexow) | 75.35 | 94% | 2014-05-04 |
| 17931. | Ming (mings7) | 75.35 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 17932. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 75.35 | 98% | 2014-01-20 |
| 17933. | Eskil (eskizzle) | 75.35 | 87% | 2014-04-30 |
| 17934. | Joshua (emperornaraxa) | 75.35 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 17935. | dang (bboyjava) | 75.35 | 97% | 2013-08-22 |
| 17936. | Alexander (quackcocaine) | 75.34 | 88% | 2017-05-02 |
| 17937. | จ๊าบของแท... | 75.34 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 17938. | Buri (buri_was_taken) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 17939. | mani (manio_o) | 75.34 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 17940. | Ben (bensmithmath) | 75.34 | 99% | 2018-04-03 |
| 17941. | li (lilya) | 75.34 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |