The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9662. | Zettavolt (zettavolt) | 89.79 | 98% | 2025-01-03 |
| 9663. | Nano (nanohezna) | 89.79 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 9664. | Matheus (mthsc) | 89.79 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 9665. | anonymous :) (blingman271) | 89.79 | 95% | 2012-12-29 |
| 9666. | HRP❤ (ludacha) | 89.79 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 9667. | David (tracer_rounder) | 89.78 | 95% | 2025-03-19 |
| 9668. | Kopryte (kopryte) | 89.78 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 9669. | Ben (bburgess19) | 89.78 | 96.2% | 2023-12-26 |
| 9670. | waitwat (waitwat) | 89.78 | 93% | 2013-12-01 |
| 9671. | (records) | 89.77 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9672. | Yogender Singh Jadon (yogen... | 89.77 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 9673. | josh (josh1248) | 89.77 | 97.8% | 2024-03-09 |
| 9674. | Joseph (jdefalco95) | 89.77 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 9675. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 89.77 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9676. | Emily (emibraille) | 89.77 | 96% | 2013-09-11 |
| 9677. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 89.77 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 9678. | Jayvin Wu (fbijayvin) | 89.76 | 95% | 2026-04-03 |
| 9679. | ihaveherpes (ihaveherpes) | 89.76 | 97% | 2025-05-09 |
| 9680. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 89.76 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 9681. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 89.76 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 9682. | Markus (marcasrealaccount) | 89.76 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 9683. | X (ultranegative) | 89.76 | 95.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9684. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 89.76 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 9685. | (voidhowl) | 89.76 | 96% | 2014-09-08 |
| 9686. | viribee (mandragola) | 89.75 | 97.9% | 2024-12-08 |
| 9687. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 89.75 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 9688. | Bruno (armitageb) | 89.75 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 9689. | Jesse (jesseyay) | 89.75 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
| 9690. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 89.75 | 96% | 2024-06-01 |
| 9691. | Eli (eliaxelang007) | 89.74 | 99% | 2024-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |