Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9960. | Emily (em66) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 9961. | vetle (vetlebg) | 76.21 | 100% | 2017-05-04 |
| 9962. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 76.21 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 9963. | محمد حسن (hassan1atk) | 76.21 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 9964. | varkiziotis (slow_like_ribas) | 76.20 | 97% | 2026-01-20 |
| 9965. | Johan (keymaster10) | 76.20 | 95% | 2017-06-16 |
| 9966. | Nara (naraswag) | 76.19 | 95.4% | 2023-10-09 |
| 9967. | Steve (stevocat) | 76.19 | 96% | 2024-06-23 |
| 9968. | Thomas (thomasw219) | 76.19 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 9969. | mire (mire_kr) | 76.19 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 9970. | Ronald (ron777) | 76.19 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 9971. | eatme (shittybuthole) | 76.18 | 98% | 2024-06-29 |
| 9972. | jekieee (yummytea) | 76.18 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9973. | Orfey (orfeys) | 76.18 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9974. | harsh (pastel_snow) | 76.18 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 9975. | Benson (entivia) | 76.18 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 9976. | Paul (uypaulll) | 76.17 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 9977. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 76.17 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 9978. | Thengil (thengil) | 76.17 | 95% | 2019-01-06 |
| 9979. | deeznts (deeznts00) | 76.16 | 97.5% | 2024-04-03 |
| 9980. | (brockbnntt) | 76.16 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9981. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 76.16 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 9982. | road to 99.9% (ugandanwarrior) | 76.16 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 9983. | tstats[an1ma] (an1ma) | 76.15 | 95.2% | 2025-04-01 |
| 9984. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 76.15 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 9985. | vipul (vip_ul16) | 76.14 | 96.1% | 2023-08-30 |
| 9986. | Viet (viettp) | 76.14 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 9987. | Gabybytes (gabybytes) | 76.13 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9988. | promachos (promachos1) | 76.13 | 96% | 2024-01-05 |
| 9989. | Jake (jakobpenola) | 76.13 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |