You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon.
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
Active since November 11, 2016.
392 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9825. | (."/".) (pwning393) | 85.78 | 99% | 2020-02-21 |
| 9826. | Peter (beterbread) | 85.78 | 95% | 2024-07-02 |
| 9827. | Greg (grrg) | 85.78 | 99% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9828. | Lava (lavadice) | 85.78 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 9829. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 85.77 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 9830. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 85.77 | 96% | 2025-12-29 |
| 9831. | Sun (timaeous) | 85.76 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 9832. | angel (angelllfoo) | 85.76 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9833. | makeout (wastingtimexd) | 85.76 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 9834. | Andrew (buttmann64) | 85.76 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
| 9835. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 85.76 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 9836. | Matthew (matthew28845) | 85.75 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
| 9837. | Lemon (mrlemon) | 85.75 | 95.3% | 2023-07-25 |
| 9838. | Sunless (lakyus) | 85.75 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 9839. | Viktor (kingerino) | 85.75 | 97% | 2020-02-10 |
| 9840. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 85.75 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 9841. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 85.74 | 95% | 2025-11-19 |
| 9842. | Zander (alja5740) | 85.74 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 9843. | sohaib (sohaibracer) | 85.74 | 96.7% | 2024-09-21 |
| 9844. | cho (chcastr) | 85.74 | 92% | 2017-06-01 |
| 9845. | John (cptsparkie23) | 85.73 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
| 9846. | slowpoke (hartvenus) | 85.73 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
| 9847. | Ed (ed841) | 85.73 | 96% | 2025-10-24 |
| 9848. | Splonk (splonk) | 85.73 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 9849. | Absolut (rluyen) | 85.73 | 97% | 2016-12-05 |
| 9850. | Wazza (wazzahh) | 85.73 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9851. | RRKS (rrks43) | 85.73 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 9852. | Ashwin (ashraja941) | 85.72 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 9853. | Night (nighthawkok) | 85.72 | 97% | 2026-04-23 |
| 9854. | Jack (jack_terharoutunian) | 85.72 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,593 | 85.16 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 119 | 81.50 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 37 | 101.48 | January 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 91.89 | July 29, 2020 |