Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3712. | andy (andyhero) | 61.64 | 96% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3713. | Lil Sath (sathgayyt) | 61.62 | 94% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3714. | Faqeer Muhammad Farooq (fqm... | 61.62 | 98% | 2018-05-26 |
| 3715. | ok (banadagril) | 61.62 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 3716. | Romin (rominpasa) | 61.59 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 3717. | Erick (gunshyy) | 61.58 | 95% | 2018-07-05 |
| 3718. | Aydin (aydingarb) | 61.57 | 94% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3719. | wasd (johnbalajadia1) | 61.56 | 95% | 2019-01-20 |
| 3720. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 61.56 | 94% | 2019-11-22 |
| 3721. | Alexander (wolfbitz) | 61.55 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| 3722. | Razib (razibfh) | 61.55 | 99% | 2019-02-25 |
| 3723. | Jack (butterman527) | 61.53 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 3724. | Kyle (kyle27larson) | 61.53 | 94% | 2019-09-13 |
| 3725. | ros (heyokay1234) | 61.52 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3726. | Alex (alpha_q) | 61.52 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3727. | Melmar (mztk25) | 61.50 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3728. | bbh (bbh0506) | 61.49 | 93% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3729. | Luis (red_hawk) | 61.48 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3730. | Michael (khel_diente) | 61.48 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3731. | Typing accurately! (alexand... | 61.47 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 3732. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 61.46 | 95% | 2019-10-22 |
| 3733. | Chungpin (chungpin) | 61.45 | 95% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3734. | Cres (crespear) | 61.43 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3735. | vanarp (vanarp0) | 61.40 | 95% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3736. | Bass (barssala) | 61.39 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3737. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 61.39 | 95% | 2017-11-27 |
| 3738. | Souvik (rascalam) | 61.35 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 3739. | walker (walker0) | 61.35 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3740. | i am slower than you (koplkop) | 61.33 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 3741. | William (williamkenn) | 61.31 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |