Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2705. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 72.37 | 94% | 2021-08-18 |
| 2706. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 72.37 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2707. | Potion (virginitytheft) | 72.37 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| 2708. | Kerem (schwalye) | 72.36 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2709. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 72.36 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 2710. | nick (thatoneglitcha) | 72.35 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 2711. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 72.35 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2712. | Peter (p3t3rtm) | 72.35 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2713. | Luan (holdy) | 72.34 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 2714. | Jan (abundances) | 72.32 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 2715. | James (jhoffman1204) | 72.30 | 94% | 2020-01-08 |
| 2716. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 72.30 | 95% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2717. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 72.28 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 2718. | Bobban (bobban) | 72.27 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 2719. | Meredith (murdith) | 72.26 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 2720. | chynus (chynus) | 72.24 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2721. | 雪 (bbgotme) | 72.22 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2722. | Kyle (kfergsiscool) | 72.19 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 2723. | Davyd (blueghostu) | 72.18 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 2724. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 72.17 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2725. | Palqa (palqar) | 72.16 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 2726. | 🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 72.14 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2727. | A (attron) | 72.12 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 2728. | Oğuzcan (yavuzovski) | 72.11 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2729. | Jeremy (flail) | 72.11 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2730. | mh9r (mh9r) | 72.11 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2731. | SCM (smusson) | 72.11 | 95% | 2018-03-15 |
| 2732. | Deceit (deceit) | 72.10 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2733. | Monir (monir004) | 72.09 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2734. | Alexander The Great (zachin... | 72.09 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |