I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15593. | Jackson (shaggspawns) | 73.74 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
| 15594. | Andrew (doctorv_92) | 73.73 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 15595. | GMHazem (gm_hazem02) | 73.73 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 15596. | Henry (barihenry) | 73.73 | 93% | 2021-01-01 |
| 15597. | Muhammad (berylmiller) | 73.73 | 95% | 2017-11-26 |
| 15598. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 73.73 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 15599. | Zack (zbrooks) | 73.73 | 93% | 2016-01-15 |
| 15600. | Zach (fullbright) | 73.73 | 89% | 2016-09-30 |
| 15601. | Avishkar (avishcold) | 73.72 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 15602. | Pete (peterith) | 73.72 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 15603. | Flamebeaver (framebuffer) | 73.72 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 15604. | Milos (milo51) | 73.72 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 15605. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 73.72 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 15606. | GreenOwl (green_owl_1_head) | 73.71 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 15607. | Salem (slomy0010) | 73.71 | 97.6% | 2024-11-12 |
| 15608. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 73.71 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 15609. | Josh (jonono1919) | 73.70 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 15610. | scotish (scotishcham) | 73.70 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 15611. | MavrosOplarxigos (oplarxigos) | 73.70 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 15612. | Samo (samo07) | 73.70 | 95% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15613. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 73.70 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15614. | Hamodi (geskianistic) | 73.70 | 90% | 2015-12-03 |
| 15615. | bawty rippa (bbbrandon) | 73.70 | 95% | 2019-05-24 |
| 15616. | ZlatiT (zlatit) | 73.69 | 98.5% | 2025-04-24 |
| 15617. | Earl Jannsen (ejlb15) | 73.69 | 95.1% | 2025-04-18 |
| 15618. | AgniArse (n3ug13rd3) | 73.69 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 15619. | joe (meanderingalong) | 73.69 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 15620. | Delaney (analog) | 73.69 | 95% | 2015-11-22 |
| 15621. | Masum (masumrana) | 73.68 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 15622. | Torrey (garveyt) | 73.68 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |