Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3838. | Kyle (kdcace) | 85.72 | 95.1% | 2023-11-25 |
| 3839. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 85.71 | 95.8% | 2023-11-07 |
| 3840. | Andrew (completespud) | 85.71 | 98% | 2025-09-21 |
| 3841. | square642 (square642) | 85.71 | 96.4% | 2023-10-09 |
| 3842. | Tahir (tahir_leic) | 85.71 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 3843. | Alisher (saegl) | 85.69 | 97.8% | 2023-06-09 |
| 3844. | Fery (feri_hk) | 85.68 | 96.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3845. | Matt (mcosgrove0) | 85.67 | 96% | 2024-08-01 |
| 3846. | blermingtonduck (blermingto... | 85.67 | 96.3% | 2024-10-09 |
| 3847. | Eetu (1emk) | 85.66 | 97.2% | 2023-05-21 |
| 3848. | Kevin (pap3r) | 85.65 | 97% | 2024-09-01 |
| 3849. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 85.63 | 96.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 3850. | Lloyd (lloyd_2020) | 85.63 | 97% | 2025-09-24 |
| 3851. | Wilmer (tarzan_1) | 85.62 | 97% | 2025-09-09 |
| 3852. | London (london_town) | 85.61 | 97.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| 3853. | PapaSneech (papasneech) | 85.61 | 99.3% | 2023-06-15 |
| 3854. | PMC (pmcc) | 85.60 | 98.2% | 2023-12-28 |
| 3855. | Orca (bbbltpp) | 85.60 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
| 3856. | Trevor Day (trevormicday) | 85.60 | 98.9% | 2024-07-15 |
| 3857. | angel (ilykosa) | 85.59 | 96.6% | 2024-04-29 |
| 3858. | Brian (briancontreras) | 85.58 | 97.6% | 2023-10-04 |
| 3859. | Syed Abdul Ahad (syed_ahad13) | 85.58 | 98% | 2024-02-16 |
| 3860. | Government Lizard (governme... | 85.56 | 97.3% | 2024-03-08 |
| 3861. | Ubadineke (ubadineke) | 85.56 | 98.1% | 2023-11-11 |
| 3862. | stella (stella_shadow) | 85.56 | 97% | 2025-06-25 |
| 3863. | Escobar Gaming (voldemort_i... | 85.55 | 97% | 2025-09-18 |
| 3864. | jellymagic (jellymagic) | 85.51 | 97.4% | 2024-04-05 |
| 3865. | Megalonmaniac (megalonmaniac) | 85.51 | 98% | 2025-07-13 |
| 3866. | HVZ (hvz07) | 85.49 | 97.3% | 2024-08-14 |
| 3867. | Jay (puddingandpie) | 85.48 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |