I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11833. | Naveed (typingchamppp) | 81.55 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 11834. | glockss (glockss) | 81.55 | 93.8% | 2024-02-20 |
| 11835. | Sputz (sputz) | 81.55 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 11836. | Neal (aldrichneal) | 81.55 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11837. | Mans (mans21) | 81.54 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 11838. | dypy61 (dypy61) | 81.53 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 11839. | Jonah (beans_pete_beans_pete) | 81.53 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 11840. | chicken (chicken_wrap) | 81.53 | 96.1% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11841. | Mitchell (mitchelldj) | 81.53 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11842. | Connor (connor822) | 81.53 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11843. | Squabbi (squabbi) | 81.53 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 11844. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 81.53 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 11845. | shui (sammi76) | 81.53 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 11846. | BossThePro (bossthepro) | 81.52 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 11847. | gurgelgurka (gurgelgurka) | 81.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-28 |
| 11848. | puripuripuririn (puripuripu... | 81.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-27 |
| 11849. | sonyaiboguy (bbbappo) | 81.51 | 97% | 2023-02-13 |
| 11850. | R (prind0) | 81.50 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 11851. | Roman (ralescano) | 81.50 | 98% | 2025-05-20 |
| 11852. | JuggleBoy (oceanfire4) | 81.50 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 11853. | Adam (bsplit) | 81.50 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 11854. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 81.50 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 11855. | ben (nebdover) | 81.50 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 11856. | Jakob (jakob2589) | 81.50 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 11857. | Slakt (slakt) | 81.49 | 97.2% | 2023-11-19 |
| 11858. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 11859. | PepCFox (pepcfox) | 81.49 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11860. | Appel (appeltert) | 81.49 | 100% | 2019-11-15 |
| 11861. | Henry (henry_court) | 81.49 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 11862. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |