I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1196. | Rob (waboo386) | 124.01 | 93% | 2015-12-27 |
| 1197. | Phish (phishphishphish) | 124.00 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
| 1198. | Wilford (wilfordjason) | 124.00 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 1199. | (muchtolearn) | 124.00 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 1200. | (carpalxqgmlwy) | 124.00 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1201. | (kannonboe) | 123.97 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 1202. | (mickeyice3) | 123.96 | 98.5% | 2024-07-02 |
| 1203. | (ariellepardes) | 123.93 | 99% | 2024-10-14 |
| 1204. | JahJi (jahji) | 123.93 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 1205. | Benjamin (bennasaur) | 123.93 | 93% | 2016-11-15 |
| 1206. | (liubenjamin) | 123.92 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1207. | Gabriel (tacbacjack) | 123.91 | 99% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1208. | (revoce) | 123.91 | 96% | 2016-11-07 |
| 1209. | (hayso) | 123.89 | 99.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 1210. | Kasper (kaspervdpol) | 123.87 | 99% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1211. | vixyrr (vixyr) | 123.86 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 1212. | Shayne (shayneacasio) | 123.85 | 97.4% | 2024-08-28 |
| 1213. | batbold (bb__) | 123.85 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 1214. | Alexander (olekpark) | 123.81 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 1215. | notsofast (nikhila) | 123.81 | 100% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1216. | luca (boyqirl) | 123.80 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 1217. | hereugo (hereugo) | 123.77 | 98% | 2026-01-31 |
| 1218. | Stephen (severet) | 123.77 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1219. | (neonozden) | 123.77 | 98% | 2016-12-12 |
| 1220. | floppy (hardfloppy) | 123.77 | 92% | 2016-10-03 |
| 1221. | Nero was here (correct_fing... | 123.76 | 98.7% | 2025-01-28 |
| 1222. | Spooner (spooner679) | 123.76 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 1223. | 5 finger typist (nokturnal_... | 123.76 | 98% | 2015-05-22 |
| 1224. | (ghostess) | 123.76 | 91% | 2016-02-12 |
| 1225. | Alison (bubbo_o) | 123.75 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |