So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 864. | (accorn279) | 124.06 | 99.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 865. | (chrisyeung) | 124.06 | 99% | 2015-09-02 |
| 866. | Sherry (snoopywoopy5) | 124.04 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 867. | tired (jlam55555) | 124.03 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| 868. | chang (chang1) | 124.00 | 100% | 2021-06-09 |
| 869. | (kungenddos) | 123.97 | 97% | 2013-09-26 |
| 870. | (stinkytofu) | 123.97 | 98% | 2012-02-21 |
| 871. | str (sleepallday) | 123.94 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 872. | (dispidi) | 123.92 | 95% | 2022-11-04 |
| 873. | Jane (janesmith2000) | 123.92 | 97% | 2012-08-27 |
| 874. | Not (canuck) | 123.92 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 875. | Colemak (zet_colemak) | 123.91 | 99% | 2022-12-24 |
| 876. | (samuraipie) | 123.91 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 877. | (tezareth) | 123.91 | 95% | 2015-09-09 |
| 878. | (9inko) | 123.90 | 99% | 2020-01-31 |
| 879. | (kaijenisverymature) | 123.90 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 880. | batbold (bb__) | 123.88 | 99% | 2020-01-30 |
| 881. | (no_lifer) | 123.88 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 882. | (niald) | 123.85 | 100% | 2019-10-16 |
| 883. | I like your cut G (jeff1104) | 123.85 | 99.7% | 2024-10-25 |
| 884. | Darren (fubrub) | 123.83 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 885. | Dino (dinowrecks) | 123.83 | 91% | 2016-07-19 |
| 886. | (abel2b) | 123.83 | 98% | 2016-09-04 |
| 887. | Nozden (nozden) | 123.80 | 96% | 2017-03-25 |
| 888. | Fishermen Never Lie (fisher... | 123.75 | 98% | 2016-10-11 |
| 889. | (trick0850) | 123.73 | 97% | 2016-03-10 |
| 890. | (clifford) | 123.72 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 891. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 123.71 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 892. | L (professor_l) | 123.70 | 100% | 2017-08-14 |
| 893. | (laggyfingers) | 123.69 | 94% | 2014-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |