I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5939. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 96.84 | 96.3% | 2023-09-24 |
| 5940. | Heinz (diedich) | 96.83 | 89% | 2016-07-25 |
| 5941. | Techlead (hh_chng) | 96.82 | 98% | 2024-01-21 |
| 5942. | Sem (semvdc) | 96.82 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 5943. | sebastian (sebas0824) | 96.82 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 5944. | Jimi (twentey) | 96.82 | 98% | 2015-11-25 |
| 5945. | JS@ss (wrongwaymel) | 96.82 | 92% | 2015-08-04 |
| 5946. | Eleanor (emathers) | 96.81 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 5947. | ppbeto (ppesq) | 96.81 | 98% | 2015-05-14 |
| 5948. | Pinkie (pinkiefinger) | 96.80 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 5949. | Wu13304 (solomongrundys) | 96.80 | 98% | 2024-09-20 |
| 5950. | Doofman (doofman) | 96.80 | 96.7% | 2024-01-29 |
| 5951. | 🏎🐱🏍🦹♂️ (tri... | 96.80 | 97.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5952. | yasir (yasir1983) | 96.79 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 5953. | Job (gamingbohnson) | 96.78 | 97.5% | 2023-08-15 |
| 5954. | SheLuvRui (rushabh161) | 96.78 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 5955. | Brown (amazingbutterfly) | 96.77 | 98% | 2025-01-11 |
| 5956. | BB (bb_2000) | 96.77 | 95.7% | 2024-04-29 |
| 5957. | Alan (_srukr1) | 96.77 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 5958. | Nicole (nmb5096) | 96.77 | 98% | 2016-12-17 |
| 5959. | PolishBorderIsOpen (lunchbo... | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5960. | Angelo (eimusupai) | 96.75 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 5961. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 96.75 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 5962. | 79eL (79el) | 96.75 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 5963. | Jackcheal (jackchealdang) | 96.75 | 95% | 2016-05-02 |
| 5964. | MingLee (thegreatestho) | 96.73 | 93% | 2016-08-19 |
| 5965. | Cakers (pvpcakers) | 96.73 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 5966. | Stanley (stanleyzhang9) | 96.73 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 5967. | AS (evilrangergeni) | 96.73 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5968. | Titty (flamerzz123) | 96.73 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |