As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14024. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 14025. | Guest (insi) | 75.35 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 14026. | Toxic (toxicbaby3000) | 75.34 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 14027. | Anton (golden_9542) | 75.34 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 14028. | Chris (chrisjordan23) | 75.34 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 14029. | Sam (vynsta) | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 14030. | . (sthjkvlr) | 75.34 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
| 14031. | KHUSHI M™ (sweetgal_khushi) | 75.34 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 14032. | John (slappy116) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 14033. | TwiX (itztwix) | 75.33 | 95.5% | 2024-07-09 |
| 14034. | Agnar (agnar) | 75.33 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 14035. | Brayden (braddin123) | 75.33 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 14036. | Master (master_2010) | 75.33 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 14037. | Send_Help (brantonmindl) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 14038. | Ming (mings7) | 75.33 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14039. | Manuel (blackhell) | 75.33 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 14040. | Casper (casper8) | 75.32 | 98.2% | 2025-04-02 |
| 14041. | 12659829 (12659829) | 75.32 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 14042. | bb823 (bb823) | 75.32 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 14043. | Kian (kianv) | 75.32 | 95.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 14044. | drew (agent_grifter) | 75.32 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 14045. | Gormack (gormack) | 75.32 | 94% | 2015-06-19 |
| 14046. | Sargis (sargispro) | 75.31 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 14047. | Richard (richard123143) | 75.31 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14048. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 75.31 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 14049. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 75.31 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 14050. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 75.30 | 96.4% | 2023-05-31 |
| 14051. | Diego (dtorrejon) | 75.29 | 99% | 2017-10-27 |
| 14052. | ItzRadicorn (itzradicorn) | 75.29 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 14053. | Wen (legendxiang) | 75.29 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |