I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3860. | satwik (satwik_060) | 111.07 | 98.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 3861. | Alec (supperz1) | 111.07 | 100% | 2024-07-11 |
| 3862. | ahmir (ahmir123) | 111.06 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3863. | CurryEater (curryeater) | 111.06 | 100% | 2021-09-05 |
| 3864. | Nah (typereally) | 111.06 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 3865. | najwienkszyrower (najwienks... | 111.05 | 100% | 2025-09-25 |
| 3866. | Alexander (2005alexg) | 111.05 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 3867. | Ivy (charlottevainilla) | 111.04 | 98% | 2025-12-05 |
| 3868. | drunkndrivr (drunkndrivr) | 111.03 | 99% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3869. | Fexo (fexer) | 111.02 | 100% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3870. | Kramnik (st4ff) | 111.01 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 3871. | b (vegetableben) | 111.01 | 96.6% | 2025-06-01 |
| 3872. | MissionTo (missionto140wpm) | 111.01 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3873. | Zachary (zgreenspan) | 111.01 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 3874. | XrXr (xrxr) | 111.01 | 99% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3875. | Jason (ironfisttexas) | 111.01 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3876. | happystick (_happystick) | 110.99 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 3877. | Dpic (dpicc) | 110.99 | 95.9% | 2024-10-23 |
| 3878. | Boris (bb667) | 110.99 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 3879. | molotov (askzebo) | 110.99 | 97% | 2025-05-27 |
| 3880. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 110.99 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3881. | ehe (aeronsic) | 110.98 | 100% | 2022-11-02 |
| 3882. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 110.97 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| 3883. | Hidling (hidling) | 110.97 | 99% | 2018-03-14 |
| 3884. | DeedraFreeze (deedra_20) | 110.96 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 3885. | Matt (chopstickninj4) | 110.95 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 3886. | Bamco (bamco) | 110.95 | 100% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3887. | Vlad (smenos) | 110.94 | 98.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 3888. | NNAJKO (nnajko) | 110.94 | 100% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3889. | page (pagegap) | 110.93 | 98.2% | 2024-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |