I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2202. | Quiero (quierodeath) | 117.74 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 2203. | Alfred (alfoz88) | 117.73 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 2204. | Raymond (crayray) | 117.72 | 100% | 2020-01-02 |
| 2205. | cecilia (plumerias) | 117.72 | 98.6% | 2023-05-24 |
| 2206. | spidergrass (spidergrass) | 117.70 | 99% | 2024-12-10 |
| 2207. | Nathaniel (nvolfango) | 117.70 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 2208. | Ryan (carefullyslow) | 117.69 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 2209. | Trurl (travisdick) | 117.69 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 2210. | Sticky Ricky (sticky_ricky) | 117.67 | 97.7% | 2025-01-31 |
| 2211. | π±π€ (loomi) | 117.63 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 2212. | Gareth (boomminecraft8) | 117.61 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 2213. | ccc (friz27) | 117.60 | 97.5% | 2025-03-14 |
| 2214. | no one (diendah) | 117.59 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2215. | Pranay (pbt17) | 117.58 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 2216. | str (sleepallday) | 117.56 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 2217. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 117.55 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2218. | kane (kanekane) | 117.54 | 96.7% | 2025-05-01 |
| 2219. | av (avnitp) | 117.54 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 2220. | misha beburov (beburov) | 117.54 | 99% | 2023-09-28 |
| 2221. | Boris (bb667) | 117.54 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2222. | Mike (headoros) | 117.52 | 97.6% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2223. | + (pigeon0) | 117.52 | 100% | 2025-08-04 |
| 2224. | Amordys (bryan1029) | 117.51 | 86% | 2017-04-18 |
| 2225. | YesOk (usernametypist) | 117.49 | 98% | 2024-07-04 |
| 2226. | ζδΊ²η±ηηζ©ζ (mosae) | 117.49 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 2227. | Jing (oddishjing) | 117.49 | 100% | 2017-04-16 |
| 2228. | Abishiek (abishiek_12) | 117.47 | 98.4% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2229. | smichael (smichaelino) | 117.47 | 99% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2230. | Tom (sentokuyamato) | 117.46 | 97.3% | 2024-08-10 |
| 2231. | https//typer.news (eduard20) | 117.46 | 98.3% | 2024-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |