So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24952. | Brad (hermenbr) | 60.77 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 24953. | tiptopbob22 (tiptopbob22) | 60.77 | 97.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 24954. | lucho (colombimbo) | 60.77 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 24955. | Naww (naww125) | 60.77 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 24956. | Xavi (xavi1123) | 60.77 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 24957. | Jimmy (jimmylee) | 60.77 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 24958. | bui (btv1999vn) | 60.77 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 24959. | phong (phong1040572) | 60.77 | 99% | 2012-03-09 |
| 24960. | f ice (catwang) | 60.76 | 90% | 2016-05-13 |
| 24961. | Jeremy (slorsx89) | 60.76 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 24962. | ravi (ravi76) | 60.76 | 95% | 2016-05-13 |
| 24963. | Nil (nil1714) | 60.76 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 24964. | Aldrin (aldrincc) | 60.76 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 24965. | type_shark (evil_retype) | 60.75 | 94% | 2023-09-23 |
| 24966. | mnr (mn077) | 60.75 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 24967. | lagvino (lagvino_els) | 60.75 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 24968. | The (theshank) | 60.74 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 24969. | Aleksandar (bazzbuzzbazz) | 60.74 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 24970. | Teacher (3j0mk1) | 60.74 | 94% | 2015-03-10 |
| 24971. | Paul (nomadluap) | 60.74 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
| 24972. | Robert (jedilarper13) | 60.74 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 24973. | Pika (pikadeka) | 60.74 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 24974. | Neil (nizzel) | 60.74 | 89% | 2016-03-09 |
| 24975. | AshenOne (kevinman117) | 60.74 | 90% | 2012-02-17 |
| 24976. | Kailee (kailee_) | 60.73 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 24977. | zaid (bolos4) | 60.73 | 94% | 2021-03-01 |
| 24978. | cao cao (sosoreeb) | 60.73 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 24979. | Asim (leoperdspeed) | 60.73 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 24980. | Ellie (daphne2) | 60.73 | 99% | 2012-10-11 |
| 24981. | Nick (bogboybangles) | 60.72 | 95% | 2017-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |