The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7161. | Dr. Doof (sacrelege) | 95.75 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 7162. | Mark (legendoniance) | 95.74 | 93% | 2017-02-21 |
| 7163. | Z (jaredezane) | 95.73 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 7164. | Tyler (ambitions) | 95.73 | 90% | 2013-04-18 |
| 7165. | V (mopster) | 95.72 | 93% | 2014-10-11 |
| 7166. | Spraito (spraito) | 95.72 | 98.6% | 2023-09-26 |
| 7167. | Gino (ginodleon) | 95.72 | 99% | 2018-08-19 |
| 7168. | Bling (noupdate) | 95.72 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 7169. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 95.72 | 95% | 2016-10-31 |
| 7170. | False (adumbration) | 95.71 | 97% | 2016-07-31 |
| 7171. | Gordon (gordonqwerty) | 95.71 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 7172. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 95.71 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 7173. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 95.71 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 7174. | e (ex21424) | 95.71 | 98.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7175. | Thomas (kinzarr) | 95.71 | 94% | 2016-01-08 |
| 7176. | cortmarshal (cortmarshal) | 95.71 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 7177. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 95.70 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 7178. | Neskrawr (neskrawr) | 95.70 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| 7179. | Ravi (ravi_malhotra) | 95.70 | 96% | 2012-04-25 |
| 7180. | 🛸 (lubu123456) | 95.70 | 98% | 2011-06-25 |
| 7181. | Ryan (cinfol) | 95.70 | 94% | 2012-11-06 |
| 7182. | Grigoras Ionut (bayatu) | 95.70 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 7183. | David (dmccowan2) | 95.69 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 7184. | iotku (iotku) | 95.69 | 97% | 2015-07-18 |
| 7185. | jorge (jlotheodore) | 95.69 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 7186. | Jord (skaterjord) | 95.69 | 95% | 2013-08-31 |
| 7187. | Zach (morcheeba) | 95.69 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 7188. | Jerome (autigre) | 95.68 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 7189. | Jay (eradekator) | 95.68 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 7190. | Remi (remilord) | 95.68 | 96% | 2013-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |