Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4127. | A (etulf) | 67.75 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 4128. | hamzah (hamzahker) | 67.73 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4129. | woarrhc (mochipeach92) | 67.72 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 4130. | Sarah (voldemoreplease) | 67.72 | 96% | 2017-07-27 |
| 4131. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 67.72 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 4132. | Ken (l4u_688) | 67.70 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 4133. | Eena (eenajoe) | 67.69 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4134. | cse_kyle (cse_kyle) | 67.68 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 4135. | Theo (theofromkenmore) | 67.67 | 93% | 2020-08-10 |
| 4136. | Safin (phoeni_x) | 67.67 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4137. | Rusty (saddled) | 67.67 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4138. | barney (moddx) | 67.66 | 95% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4139. | Wendy (stamperrr) | 67.65 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 4140. | airil (airilsra) | 67.63 | 100% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4141. | Bempe (bempe) | 67.62 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 4142. | Howlh (howlh) | 67.62 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4143. | J (battle8114) | 67.61 | 95% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4144. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 67.61 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 4145. | salman (salman1122) | 67.61 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
| 4146. | dani (danisirico) | 67.60 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 4147. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 67.60 | 96% | 2017-11-09 |
| 4148. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 67.59 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4149. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 67.59 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4150. | Dim (jimmylei) | 67.59 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 4151. | Kylen (sejlki) | 67.58 | 95% | 2020-02-28 |
| 4152. | NO (orsabocolemak) | 67.58 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 4153. | Yamata (yamata2999) | 67.57 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 4154. | Segar (segarsari) | 67.56 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4155. | Emad (emadarshadalam) | 67.56 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 4156. | GoldenLemur (impfire) | 67.56 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |