So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27741. | (qhwgoliath) | 55.70 | 96% | 2014-09-18 |
| 27742. | (zamzamn1) | 55.70 | 93% | 2015-04-27 |
| 27743. | (yojikiri) | 55.69 | 95.5% | 2023-07-17 |
| 27744. | (robeano97) | 55.69 | 95% | 2020-03-31 |
| 27745. | (paul_c10333) | 55.69 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 27746. | (eisenhauer) | 55.69 | 91% | 2016-09-18 |
| 27747. | (thiacyn) | 55.69 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 27748. | (nirajkant) | 55.69 | 93% | 2012-04-23 |
| 27749. | (jonathan289) | 55.69 | 93% | 2016-01-27 |
| 27750. | (hanna@prudentialemploymen... | 55.69 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 27751. | (kvinos1) | 55.68 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 27752. | (hoainam9x) | 55.68 | 93% | 2012-05-17 |
| 27753. | (harsh_patel) | 55.68 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 27754. | (d_emon) | 55.68 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 27755. | Salem (dargana) | 55.68 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 27756. | Cao (bluesky610882009) | 55.68 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 27757. | (maygaya) | 55.67 | 95.7% | 2023-07-04 |
| 27758. | (brokenfingges) | 55.67 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 27759. | (thrillerbark) | 55.67 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 27760. | (mlkh_75) | 55.67 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 27761. | Angel (rathgormack) | 55.67 | 96% | 2015-08-27 |
| 27762. | (battery) | 55.67 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 27763. | (annielam) | 55.66 | 97% | 2016-06-16 |
| 27764. | (liltoaster) | 55.66 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 27765. | jason (jasonmha) | 55.66 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 27766. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 55.66 | 96% | 2016-05-03 |
| 27767. | hien (minhhien177) | 55.66 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 27768. | (nuhyamin) | 55.66 | 95% | 2012-02-14 |
| 27769. | Nassif (nassif27) | 55.65 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 27770. | (butts123) | 55.65 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |