I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8416. | Vegim (kosovar_reddit) | 89.12 | 90% | 2012-07-05 |
| 8417. | Gio (luigi64128) | 89.12 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 8418. | Michael (bannister) | 89.12 | 97% | 2011-12-01 |
| 8419. | LimeAle (tofuloaf) | 89.12 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8420. | matt (mattpax) | 89.11 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 8421. | TeKla (tekla44) | 89.11 | 99% | 2022-07-04 |
| 8422. | Anthony (orn59354) | 89.11 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 8423. | Sean (xxsonicxx) | 89.11 | 95% | 2015-11-03 |
| 8424. | ☼_☼ (temuramir) | 89.11 | 94% | 2012-06-28 |
| 8425. | Loser (dmred49) | 89.10 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 8426. | FrozenCroissant (frozencroi... | 89.10 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8427. | Neal (newbcake) | 89.10 | 88% | 2013-01-10 |
| 8428. | aoeuidhtns (tamiya) | 89.10 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 8429. | Julien (julienzd) | 89.09 | 95% | 2016-07-01 |
| 8430. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 89.09 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8431. | Esme (esmeb56) | 89.09 | 87% | 2016-05-18 |
| 8432. | Ephemeral (kurumi_tokisakixx) | 89.08 | 100% | 2023-02-23 |
| 8433. | Thug (thuglife512) | 89.08 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
| 8434. | Orch (orch) | 89.08 | 91% | 2016-01-03 |
| 8435. | Gourav (batragrv) | 89.08 | 96% | 2015-11-28 |
| 8436. | Brian (softero) | 89.07 | 94% | 2012-03-31 |
| 8437. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 89.07 | 97.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8438. | Mary (pewekute24) | 89.07 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 8439. | Edward (xxdeathcorexx) | 89.07 | 95% | 2012-11-14 |
| 8440. | @dio.tiberius (jonez52) | 89.07 | 92% | 2011-05-12 |
| 8441. | Anthony (an1hony) | 89.07 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 8442. | Sam (samlu1999) | 89.06 | 94% | 2014-05-15 |
| 8443. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 89.05 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8444. | KaKen (kennyktypes) | 89.05 | 97% | 2021-02-17 |
| 8445. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 89.05 | 100% | 2018-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |