Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32582. | 48.50 | — | 2010-05-14 | |
| 32583. | Munu (mrlittleone) | 48.50 | 95% | 2018-04-14 |
| 32584. | Jersey (zico) | 48.50 | 95% | 2011-07-28 |
| 32585. | Phạm (xuiha) | 48.50 | 89% | 2011-11-25 |
| 32586. | Planinko (ninko) | 48.50 | — | 2010-12-28 |
| 32587. | VWilk (vwilk) | 48.50 | 95.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 32588. | obsidian (cbehen) | 48.49 | 92% | 2011-07-28 |
| 32589. | Harry (smilechild16) | 48.49 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 32590. | duong (duongtm) | 48.49 | 97% | 2013-10-02 |
| 32591. | nixnix (nixnixkuy) | 48.49 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 32592. | wella (wella_89) | 48.49 | 94% | 2011-11-08 |
| 32593. | ko (nakanidashite) | 48.49 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 32594. | Vincent (vincenator_colemak) | 48.49 | 91% | 2012-12-24 |
| 32595. | Bumble (rowantheboat) | 48.49 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 32596. | AA (chloe3501) | 48.49 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 32597. | Sam (vynsta) | 48.49 | 87% | 2016-07-09 |
| 32598. | Abhi (abhishekgouhar) | 48.48 | 92% | 2014-12-21 |
| 32599. | dimas (apostle) | 48.48 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 32600. | batman (batman) | 48.48 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 32601. | Stacia (stacia44) | 48.48 | 94% | 2012-08-27 |
| 32602. | Alexis (lobsterthelarry) | 48.48 | 94% | 2021-02-17 |
| 32603. | Dip (gaymeat) | 48.47 | 87% | 2015-05-06 |
| 32604. | Gladys (gladys_) | 48.47 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
| 32605. | joprince (joprince) | 48.47 | 84% | 2016-04-20 |
| 32606. | Hang (hangphan) | 48.46 | 98% | 2011-06-24 |
| 32607. | Halil (lilko) | 48.46 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 32608. | ismail (cambasi) | 48.46 | 93% | 2014-10-21 |
| 32609. | Andrew (cenidozaandrew) | 48.46 | 92% | 2014-08-04 |
| 32610. | Asaha (balsamicos) | 48.46 | 93% | 2013-10-04 |
| 32611. | Shrav (shravstars15) | 48.46 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |