And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14530. | Rebecca (rbcchrmn) | 88.57 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 14531. | Ron (kenmastan) | 88.57 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14532. | Olav (tocke) | 88.57 | 97.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14533. | Dave (gream) | 88.57 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 14534. | April (aprilrail) | 88.57 | 97% | 2013-04-26 |
| 14535. | Sohrab (ss_sohrab) | 88.57 | 97% | 2014-01-04 |
| 14536. | Genocider (genocidersho) | 88.57 | 92% | 2017-04-23 |
| 14537. | Jack______ (jack_____________) | 88.56 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 14538. | Jiamiao (jenny_jenny) | 88.56 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 14539. | ... (jupe86) | 88.56 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14540. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 88.56 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
| 14541. | heyes (coffeeeeee) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 14542. | amanullah.fitallc@yahoo.com... | 88.56 | 99% | 2011-05-05 |
| 14543. | Jimmy (mangaguy) | 88.56 | 97% | 2017-07-22 |
| 14544. | Jinha (jinha) | 88.56 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 14545. | Vivek (viivek) | 88.56 | 97% | 2014-08-12 |
| 14546. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 88.55 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 14547. | noint (noint) | 88.55 | 97% | 2023-04-22 |
| 14548. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 88.55 | 96% | 2023-05-18 |
| 14549. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 88.55 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 14550. | Baptiste (bate178) | 88.55 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 14551. | Eajno (eajno) | 88.55 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 14552. | Ark (ark234) | 88.55 | 97% | 2013-12-03 |
| 14553. | Sabrina (awesomer3) | 88.55 | 92% | 2014-04-29 |
| 14554. | Kel (keladryb) | 88.55 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 14555. | new keyb who dis(k3 max) (s... | 88.54 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 14556. | Liam (number406) | 88.54 | 96% | 2017-08-19 |
| 14557. | Jackson (jacksondean) | 88.54 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14558. | Jlo (replayy) | 88.54 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 14559. | Daniel (danielcleve) | 88.54 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |