The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19420. | Thomas (spicytunaa) | 73.02 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 19421. | Chaquir (colaguy2011) | 73.02 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
| 19422. | Oliver (enfuego) | 73.02 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 19423. | Adam (fatadz) | 73.01 | 94% | 2015-01-02 |
| 19424. | Kid (zenfire9001) | 73.01 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 19425. | GEDO (z222bk) | 73.01 | 95% | 2022-05-04 |
| 19426. | Jorge (jfgf11) | 73.01 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 19427. | Farm (pandamkii) | 73.01 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 19428. | isuck (scasware) | 73.01 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 19429. | brubeck (brubeck) | 73.01 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 19430. | Samuel (sho1) | 73.00 | 88% | 2014-10-06 |
| 19431. | Madison (speedbltch) | 73.00 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 19432. | Himei (himei) | 73.00 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 19433. | luis (lolman1952) | 73.00 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 19434. | David Kim (nerix) | 73.00 | 91% | 2013-01-08 |
| 19435. | Adrian (the_adrian) | 73.00 | 94% | 2012-10-28 |
| 19436. | bing (bingchilling135) | 72.99 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 19437. | Bassel (basselbakr) | 72.99 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 19438. | Mike (lorudor) | 72.99 | 92% | 2014-12-20 |
| 19439. | Sid (sid_fishious) | 72.99 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 19440. | Igor (igorsilveira) | 72.99 | 93% | 2013-02-07 |
| 19441. | ChanceHair (bumper) | 72.99 | 93% | 2015-04-01 |
| 19442. | Jeffrey (jshen13) | 72.99 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 19443. | Jerry (artemis) | 72.99 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 19444. | PittyPotty (ppotty) | 72.98 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
| 19445. | Adam (adamxlofaro) | 72.98 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 19446. | ermac (rklive) | 72.98 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 19447. | nam (truongnam1996) | 72.98 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 19448. | Mike (tonz30) | 72.98 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 19449. | Preston (prestonwinters) | 72.98 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |