Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3358. | Gaurav (parthbudds) | 73.73 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 3359. | ๖ۣۜJ̕͡o͠҉͟e̛͘͢... | 73.73 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3360. | Daniel (neon95) | 73.72 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 3361. | Wasiq (qisaw) | 73.71 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3362. | _poet (_lyricist) | 73.71 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 3363. | Jason (tophbeifong123) | 73.71 | 96% | 2019-12-26 |
| 3364. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 73.70 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3365. | Flurb (lifeflurb) | 73.69 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3366. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 73.69 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3367. | dylan (doit_) | 73.68 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 3368. | Val (valenre) | 73.67 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 3369. | Wolferwow (baime) | 73.67 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 3370. | CARDEER (cardeer) | 73.66 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 3371. | (colemack) | 73.65 | 95% | 2019-03-15 |
| 3372. | nac (naxx_colemak) | 73.63 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 3373. | praks (praks01) | 73.62 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3374. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 73.61 | 97% | 2020-01-05 |
| 3375. | Kevin (logia) | 73.61 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3376. | Basone01 (basone01) | 73.61 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3377. | Sergey (sergeyscherbo) | 73.61 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 3378. | Nixon (nixon_the_cat) | 73.61 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 3379. | Spafa (spafa) | 73.60 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 3380. | Søren (sigurd4p2) | 73.58 | 98% | 2018-11-22 |
| 3381. | butteryPenguin (butterypeng... | 73.57 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 3382. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 73.56 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 3383. | David (hugger69) | 73.55 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 3384. | Stephen (steviewonders) | 73.54 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3385. | EAT (nooodless) | 73.53 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| 3386. | Egi (dr12) | 73.51 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 3387. | ♠️♥️MM_King♠️... | 73.50 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |