As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18007. | Iso (isolated101) | 65.64 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
18008. | instantmax (schmiddla) | 65.64 | 93% | 2015-08-27 |
18009. | bilalashraf148@gmail.com (b... | 65.64 | 93% | 2015-09-01 |
18010. | Kevin (nelsenkj11) | 65.63 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
18011. | Aryav (aryav123) | 65.63 | 95% | 2021-10-30 |
18012. | Pchan (p_chan021) | 65.63 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
18013. | Hải (haile6302) | 65.63 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
18014. | Basti (bastii3) | 65.62 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
18015. | Zignd (zignd) | 65.62 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
18016. | Jon Day (jonday87) | 65.62 | 97% | 2016-02-19 |
18017. | vircatro2 (vircatro2) | 65.61 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
18018. | Charm (charmful_programmer) | 65.61 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
18019. | rob (userguy10) | 65.61 | 95% | 2023-07-28 |
18020. | Mackinley (kinley60) | 65.61 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
18021. | Kougrafighter (kougrafighter) | 65.61 | 93% | 2018-05-12 |
18022. | Udan (fris93) | 65.61 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
18023. | EnderiusX (enderius) | 65.60 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
18024. | Tu (tunguyen93) | 65.60 | 98% | 2019-12-04 |
18025. | Brian (basis_bradley) | 65.60 | 96% | 2017-08-07 |
18026. | sytek (sytek28) | 65.60 | 99% | 2015-08-05 |
18027. | Mbenga (mbenga) | 65.60 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
18028. | Immanuel (coolenderman99) | 65.59 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
18029. | Bob (bobtyping) | 65.59 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
18030. | ming-yang (pauls) | 65.59 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
18031. | Lior (liorg225) | 65.59 | 93% | 2015-12-26 |
18032. | latias (latiaslatios) | 65.59 | 93% | 2016-05-17 |
18033. | Izhan (izhan99) | 65.58 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
18034. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 65.58 | 95% | 2022-12-31 |
18035. | FieryPotato (ackros) | 65.58 | 92% | 2015-10-14 |
18036. | TopRamen (justsean) | 65.58 | 91% | 2015-09-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |