The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13367. | chuanHui (juchh) | 39.51 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 13368. | Anthony (psitae) | 39.51 | 97% | 2016-04-25 |
| 13369. | Gabriel (lago) | 39.51 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 13370. | maRkne!L (juandelacruz) | 39.50 | 84% | 2013-07-17 |
| 13371. | N.ss.R (iamhere) | 39.50 | 91% | 2011-09-17 |
| 13372. | Adam (sodar) | 39.50 | 95% | 2019-11-05 |
| 13373. | nathaniel (nathanie0221) | 39.50 | 88% | 2011-05-20 |
| 13374. | Armin (armino112) | 39.50 | 95% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13375. | Mohamed (lamnouar) | 39.50 | 94.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13376. | Ben (kingb) | 39.49 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 13377. | Tina (nursetina) | 39.49 | 97% | 2013-04-03 |
| 13378. | Numan (numan_kashif) | 39.49 | 95.2% | 2023-06-17 |
| 13379. | Bao (babamemepbc) | 39.49 | 87% | 2013-09-14 |
| 13380. | Nishu (mojika) | 39.48 | 98% | 2019-11-30 |
| 13381. | Law (dumbgumgum) | 39.48 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 13382. | Amy (amyxia) | 39.48 | 94% | 2016-12-21 |
| 13383. | Mohit (mohit_rider) | 39.47 | 95% | 2022-12-30 |
| 13384. | Bryant (maliksi) | 39.47 | 92% | 2016-07-08 |
| 13385. | Justin (basicjc) | 39.47 | 92% | 2021-01-08 |
| 13386. | Abhinav (abhinav42) | 39.46 | 94% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13387. | I_m_a_fish (rahul_81) | 39.46 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 13388. | Mary (zipzop) | 39.46 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 13389. | Stefan (stef_ang) | 39.45 | 96% | 2014-01-03 |
| 13390. | Spyros (lil_rospy) | 39.44 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13391. | Levi (levikongolo) | 39.44 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
| 13392. | I am (chaitanyasree) | 39.44 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 13393. | Pekeroncho (kaito_yuki) | 39.44 | 91% | 2011-12-18 |
| 13394. | Arman (yesenarman) | 39.43 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 13395. | Darthraider (lord_stark) | 39.43 | 93% | 2022-05-06 |
| 13396. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 39.43 | 92% | 2015-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |