See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4295. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 102.22 | 98.1% | 2024-09-01 |
| 4296. | Ternimus (ternimus) | 102.22 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 4297. | 🔰Cosmeen (mcpotato) | 102.22 | 100% | 2025-10-13 |
| 4298. | Muhammad (mhasan01) | 102.22 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 4299. | Gelo (gelo2004) | 102.21 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 4300. | Josh (josh1318) | 102.21 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 4301. | João (victorygate) | 102.20 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| 4302. | vee (veedoze) | 102.20 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 4303. | HuyMCGhastEnd (motconmeocon) | 102.20 | 97.9% | 2023-08-27 |
| 4304. | Pbev (pbev) | 102.20 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 4305. | Dogshit (assfresser) | 102.19 | 98.1% | 2025-03-31 |
| 4306. | dvoarkinitiate (dvoarkiniti... | 102.19 | 98% | 2025-10-31 |
| 4307. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 102.19 | 96.4% | 2024-04-10 |
| 4308. | Lucas (bersecker12) | 102.18 | 98.4% | 2024-11-04 |
| 4309. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 102.18 | 99% | 2023-02-19 |
| 4310. | Nathaniel (wetaketolong) | 102.18 | 97.1% | 2024-04-10 |
| 4311. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 102.17 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 4312. | John (basicallypure) | 102.17 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 4313. | acsim (acsim) | 102.17 | 99.2% | 2023-06-01 |
| 4314. | tstats[nirabhra] (nirabhra) | 102.16 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 4315. | daniel (danielphantom) | 102.15 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 4316. | Jan (elapid) | 102.15 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4317. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 102.15 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 4318. | zyn (zezyn) | 102.14 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4319. | Vie (wpmsyrup) | 102.14 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4320. | 123 (matuska) | 102.13 | 100% | 2025-09-18 |
| 4321. | AL1 (al1_16) | 102.13 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
| 4322. | Lauren (yeonmoney) | 102.12 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4323. | sheep (theonesheep) | 102.11 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 4324. | Harry (harrygrant27) | 102.10 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |