I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7063. | p1e (jackholly) | 98.85 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 7064. | SPEEDLIMIT (60kph) | 98.85 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 7065. | Keaton (skeaton) | 98.84 | 96.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 7066. | Obsidian Nights (obsidian_n... | 98.84 | 98.3% | 2024-06-03 |
| 7067. | Tami (tamcam) | 98.84 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 7068. | Joost (me4rts) | 98.84 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 7069. | Nic (nicnej) | 98.83 | 99% | 2024-04-26 |
| 7070. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 98.83 | 97.8% | 2025-01-07 |
| 7071. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 98.83 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 7072. | Mary (teachman) | 98.83 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 7073. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 98.82 | 97% | 2026-04-23 |
| 7074. | Nicholas (railwayperson_) | 98.82 | 99% | 2025-02-18 |
| 7075. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 98.82 | 97.7% | 2023-09-10 |
| 7076. | Jade (thedevjade) | 98.82 | 98% | 2023-09-24 |
| 7077. | Alexander G (wh_at) | 98.82 | 97% | 2023-12-21 |
| 7078. | Vakeels (skylake) | 98.82 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 7079. | grixern (grixern) | 98.81 | 97.7% | 2023-12-01 |
| 7080. | John (basicallypure) | 98.81 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 7081. | Matthew (mattheww7) | 98.81 | 92% | 2017-03-29 |
| 7082. | Veteran1728 (frenzy1728) | 98.80 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 7083. | (costcofaide) | 98.80 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 7084. | (zeoxsys) | 98.79 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 7085. | Ben (bmaxfield) | 98.79 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 7086. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 98.79 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 7087. | Chirag (chirag_2580) | 98.78 | 97.8% | 2025-03-23 |
| 7088. | ChosilogRTX (chosilogrtx) | 98.78 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 7089. | Matrix (matri) | 98.78 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 7090. | Chan (pizzx) | 98.76 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 7091. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 98.76 | 100% | 2023-10-16 |
| 7092. | Ken (karutoka) | 98.76 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |