So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9945. | D (consumption) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9946. | Simon (sc752) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9947. | Karl (saument) | 85.66 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 9948. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 85.66 | 98% | 2012-02-01 |
| 9949. | comboBox (combobox) | 85.66 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
| 9950. | Sharif (sharif_) | 85.65 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9951. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 85.65 | 96.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9952. | (dragusprime) | 85.65 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9953. | 21337R (poptart128) | 85.65 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
| 9954. | Paul (laule9) | 85.64 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9955. | k (mc0sta) | 85.64 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 9956. | Kevin (killerdeath6) | 85.64 | 90% | 2014-09-05 |
| 9957. | Tyler (tillertyper2) | 85.63 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 9958. | Lazer (lawins) | 85.63 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 9959. | Henry (supitsasian) | 85.63 | 92% | 2014-04-26 |
| 9960. | Sheng (shengalang) | 85.63 | 94% | 2014-12-09 |
| 9961. | John (basicallypure) | 85.62 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9962. | Karl (ultrarhino) | 85.62 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9963. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 85.62 | 96.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9964. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 85.62 | 97% | 2017-06-02 |
| 9965. | Sam (pnayserenity) | 85.62 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 9966. | Natalie (natforprez) | 85.62 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 9967. | 09deaconX (09deaconx) | 85.61 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 9968. | Alex (syphon9) | 85.61 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 9969. | Angel (awgst) | 85.60 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 9970. | Krypto (krypto406) | 85.60 | 96% | 2015-01-28 |
| 9971. | aoki (ice273) | 85.60 | 97% | 2013-03-08 |
| 9972. | Blazian444 (blazian444) | 85.59 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9973. | yume (tanunki) | 85.59 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 9974. | tofu (gigglesxgiggles) | 85.59 | 90% | 2014-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |