So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30783. | Christian Chong (nahc808) | 51.69 | 94.3% | 2023-09-26 |
| 30784. | ZeD (zedox_) | 51.69 | 94% | 2021-04-02 |
| 30785. | Cathie (cathie) | 51.68 | 97% | 2012-06-23 |
| 30786. | Rohan (rohanius) | 51.68 | 98% | 2011-05-07 |
| 30787. | Gagan (ggnbakshi38) | 51.68 | 94% | 2020-10-27 |
| 30788. | Tim (steaksauce117) | 51.68 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 30789. | Nicholas (jajsiehenso) | 51.68 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 30790. | Tommy (richtomfo) | 51.67 | 94% | 2015-12-18 |
| 30791. | Randolf (vampire16) | 51.67 | 86% | 2012-08-24 |
| 30792. | santiago (smcrmusic) | 51.67 | 91.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 30793. | lol (spartival) | 51.66 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 30794. | Kai (twobucks83) | 51.66 | 89% | 2013-01-18 |
| 30795. | Isaac (soggy_duck) | 51.66 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 30796. | Goblog (goblogsumpah) | 51.66 | 93.7% | 2021-02-16 |
| 30797. | sk (kasem132) | 51.66 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 30798. | Titu (jyotimoydeuri) | 51.66 | 94% | 2023-08-17 |
| 30799. | alex (alex27) | 51.65 | 98% | 2011-11-17 |
| 30800. | Steven (steveburrr) | 51.65 | 96% | 2013-12-12 |
| 30801. | SANJEEV (p861mars) | 51.65 | 94% | 2021-01-18 |
| 30802. | Khoa (basicallyok) | 51.65 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 30803. | BOBO (b0b0) | 51.64 | 93% | 2012-09-12 |
| 30804. | Icha (rizkarahmayani) | 51.64 | 87% | 2016-12-07 |
| 30805. | Riddle (riddles) | 51.64 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 30806. | Almiqdad (joooker21) | 51.64 | 90% | 2016-09-10 |
| 30807. | Calvin (cmai00) | 51.64 | 92% | 2015-08-02 |
| 30808. | ZH Zaidi (jimmy110) | 51.64 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 30809. | Bennet (bennet_) | 51.63 | 94% | 2022-02-18 |
| 30810. | Cristian (cappuchino) | 51.63 | 93% | 2022-01-26 |
| 30811. | Nova (nova_007) | 51.63 | 95% | 2022-06-25 |
| 30812. | Jinaakko (jinaakko) | 51.63 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |