I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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| 11028. | sus amog (kevinyang07) | 84.31 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 11029. | Kurtis (pandabear4774) | 84.31 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 11030. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 84.31 | 96% | 2024-03-08 |
| 11031. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 84.31 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 11032. | scy (cartercurren) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11033. | W (w_v_) | 84.31 | 94% | 2020-11-11 |
| 11034. | Emily (crydamoure) | 84.30 | 99% | 2017-12-01 |
| 11035. | Ed (pelly1863) | 84.30 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 11036. | William (speier70) | 84.30 | 99% | 2018-07-10 |
| 11037. | NJ (nj_types) | 84.29 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 11038. | Tarun (tarunbamania) | 84.28 | 99% | 2025-06-05 |
| 11039. | Phlop (ezrahuntings) | 84.28 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 11040. | Hackerman (andrewtu68) | 84.28 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 11041. | Filip (jyunero) | 84.28 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 11042. | V (vvww) | 84.28 | 98% | 2025-09-13 |
| 11043. | John (dudghks) | 84.28 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 11044. | Jason (basic_ison) | 84.27 | 98% | 2024-09-09 |
| 11045. | Joe (joeblob) | 84.27 | 96.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| 11046. | Adonis (adonis9) | 84.27 | 96% | 2024-03-08 |
| 11047. | kevin (pepelaugh) | 84.27 | 95% | 2019-04-14 |
| 11048. | Evan (notrabe) | 84.27 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
| 11049. | proteinpowder (john924xps) | 84.26 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 11050. | Abhinav (ab7_z) | 84.26 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11051. | An (iaman) | 84.26 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 11052. | Samir (samirhanda04) | 84.25 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 11053. | Professional (professional_... | 84.24 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 11054. | Learner (learner_dawg) | 84.24 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 11055. | Jake (vatyr9) | 84.24 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
| 11056. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 84.23 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 11057. | rytrainz prde (rytrainz_pc) | 84.22 | 96% | 2025-08-20 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |