The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5786. | cy chan (cy1986) | 55.22 | 98% | 2011-05-22 |
| 5787. | andjelko (raskoljnjikov) | 55.21 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
| 5788. | FatherWood (fatherwood) | 55.21 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 5789. | CARLO (cjbal) | 55.21 | 95% | 2014-04-04 |
| 5790. | Mattias (matteusmauritz) | 55.21 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 5791. | Phantom (dactue1006) | 55.21 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 5792. | Thessa (frozentez) | 55.21 | 96% | 2012-03-11 |
| 5793. | Rachel (heredia_rachel) | 55.21 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 5794. | aleda (falling) | 55.21 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 5795. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 55.20 | 93% | 2019-06-20 |
| 5796. | lovely (tenten01) | 55.20 | 96% | 2011-12-29 |
| 5797. | tho (ngotruongtho) | 55.20 | 94% | 2012-04-28 |
| 5798. | Audrey (lil_bit23) | 55.20 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 5799. | Daniel (jakab922) | 55.20 | 93% | 2011-06-26 |
| 5800. | timothy (farmer1234) | 55.20 | 92% | 2015-02-09 |
| 5801. | Alex (alejbor) | 55.20 | 92% | 2016-10-13 |
| 5802. | Daaa (igopda) | 55.19 | 95% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5803. | Albert (albpiliposyan) | 55.19 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 5804. | xsharawi (xsharawi) | 55.19 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 5805. | Katappa (sim007) | 55.19 | 92% | 2013-07-28 |
| 5806. | kimera (kimera) | 55.19 | 92% | 2012-09-11 |
| 5807. | thao (jinalam) | 55.19 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 5808. | colemak (colemak) | 55.19 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 5809. | basheer (basheer) | 55.19 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 5810. | Yi-Fan (bioniclezx) | 55.18 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 5811. | Argyle (argyle_) | 55.18 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 5812. | Retsam101 (retsam101) | 55.18 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
| 5813. | Overlay1 (overlay1) | 55.18 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5814. | Tchaqazbilla (abdesslam47) | 55.18 | 95.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5815. | matty (matty91) | 55.18 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |