I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6788. | FREE PALESTINE! (vitiligo) | 94.87 | 97.6% | 2024-03-09 |
| 6789. | Jack (jr9810) | 94.87 | 98% | 2025-12-30 |
| 6790. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 94.87 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 6791. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 94.86 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 6792. | Denis (carvedseven) | 94.85 | 97.2% | 2025-02-02 |
| 6793. | Never (neverhett) | 94.84 | 97.6% | 2024-07-13 |
| 6794. | Jack (eyther) | 94.84 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 6795. | Blob (blobberyblob) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 6796. | Dmitry (___username___) | 94.84 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 6797. | Deiru (deiru) | 94.82 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 6798. | fumofumbo (fumofumbo) | 94.82 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 6799. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 94.82 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 6800. | Arun (arun_karnati) | 94.82 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| 6801. | Adi (testikles) | 94.81 | 97.9% | 2024-07-08 |
| 6802. | Calvin Nguyen (drcnys) | 94.81 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
| 6803. | Raz (lotanraz) | 94.81 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 6804. | Koby (basedone) | 94.80 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 6805. | Gali (galitype) | 94.80 | 98% | 2025-03-23 |
| 6806. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 94.80 | 97% | 2016-09-30 |
| 6807. | Massimo (xasaza7) | 94.79 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 6808. | suzie (andsuzie) | 94.78 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 6809. | AJ (sasuke_101) | 94.78 | 94% | 2016-05-08 |
| 6810. | Adam (aaadamaa) | 94.78 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 6811. | bingcheng45 (bingcheng45) | 94.77 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 6812. | Ben (finalman2) | 94.77 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 6813. | Juan (phoenixfast) | 94.76 | 98% | 2025-12-01 |
| 6814. | wes (domfabry) | 94.76 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 6815. | adam (adumyumyum) | 94.76 | 96% | 2024-11-24 |
| 6816. | Kev (kevkevkevkevkev) | 94.76 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 6817. | Engin (enucar) | 94.76 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |