I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14126. | aser (aseribrahimabulfattah) | 77.66 | 96% | 2025-10-08 |
| 14127. | weird_virus (imsajan) | 77.66 | 97% | 2026-01-31 |
| 14128. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 77.66 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
| 14129. | Erick (velasco1) | 77.66 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 14130. | Kale (kaletypes2) | 77.66 | 96% | 2016-01-16 |
| 14131. | Till (artlessventure) | 77.65 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 14132. | PYTHON (_chuyuehan) | 77.65 | 95.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 14133. | Kem (ice_kem) | 77.65 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 14134. | Hazza (rowlhar) | 77.64 | 95% | 2025-02-08 |
| 14135. | Ryan (ryandaden) | 77.64 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 14136. | Mary (mborr) | 77.64 | 99% | 2019-01-15 |
| 14137. | Amit (supernova21) | 77.64 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 14138. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 77.64 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 14139. | JB (leeeeeest09) | 77.64 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
| 14140. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 77.64 | 95.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 14141. | Prince (choitypes) | 77.64 | 98.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 14142. | Luke (luke120801) | 77.63 | 97.5% | 2025-01-28 |
| 14143. | atoi (atoi) | 77.63 | 96% | 2016-02-02 |
| 14144. | Raymond (kp1419) | 77.63 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
| 14145. | Megan (danicali) | 77.63 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 14146. | Geeth (base_griffith) | 77.63 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 14147. | Dongo (dongodm) | 77.63 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 14148. | www (dieucra) | 77.63 | 93% | 2016-06-20 |
| 14149. | Solaiman (solaimanorvee) | 77.62 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 14150. | Jacob (gloriouswinner11) | 77.61 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
| 14151. | Peter (appapollo) | 77.61 | 96% | 2023-12-25 |
| 14152. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 77.61 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
| 14153. | Ethan (gameystew8) | 77.60 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 14154. | HoofedShip (hoofedship) | 77.60 | 96% | 2024-01-18 |
| 14155. | zapelots (zapelots) | 77.60 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |