So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21670. | rembrandt (rembrandt) | 65.90 | 98% | 2013-10-05 |
| 21671. | Ayesha (candy_is) | 65.90 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 21672. | hyunki (kirene) | 65.89 | 95% | 2023-05-12 |
| 21673. | Marcel (diammentrodon) | 65.89 | 98% | 2013-12-20 |
| 21674. | Lepry (leprykun) | 65.88 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 21675. | nashpatty (nashpatty) | 65.88 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 21676. | Rachid (rachidghost) | 65.87 | 96.2% | 2023-08-11 |
| 21677. | Elena (lettucy) | 65.87 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 21678. | Ashok (ashokmkd) | 65.87 | 96% | 2011-06-15 |
| 21679. | Gui (gui1802) | 65.86 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 21680. | nelmalu (nelimalu) | 65.86 | 97.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 21681. | gogogogogo (jouel123456) | 65.86 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 21682. | Kade (kildru) | 65.86 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 21683. | Echo (x_43a) | 65.86 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 21684. | ... (taol) | 65.86 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 21685. | abdullah (hafidh) | 65.86 | 94% | 2013-08-11 |
| 21686. | Eddie (emederos) | 65.85 | 95% | 2014-09-01 |
| 21687. | Cool (cool_kidd) | 65.85 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 21688. | Geeth (base_griffith) | 65.85 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 21689. | Mercy (mercy_ghost) | 65.85 | 95% | 2021-03-20 |
| 21690. | Gagan (gaganso) | 65.85 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 21691. | joker (co_y) | 65.85 | 95% | 2014-09-05 |
| 21692. | liulian (18838007960) | 65.84 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
| 21693. | Nathan (shad0wb0x) | 65.84 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 21694. | Fei (feiyan) | 65.84 | 94% | 2023-09-20 |
| 21695. | Willian (vasconcelosbrazilian) | 65.84 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 21696. | Tam (tam04101993) | 65.84 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 21697. | red (redidk3) | 65.84 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 21698. | Guest (dbluedb) | 65.84 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 21699. | Anwar (anwar3606) | 65.84 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |