So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13805. | Jeff (zombification) | 77.83 | 93% | 2013-09-09 |
13806. | Michael (p1spastic) | 77.83 | 94% | 2017-02-21 |
13807. | Allan (werehunter2014) | 77.82 | 98.5% | 2021-02-02 |
13808. | Danny (willsmithfan) | 77.82 | 96% | 2012-05-31 |
13809. | Ant (antsan) | 77.82 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
13810. | Peter (riffert) | 77.82 | 91% | 2015-11-18 |
13811. | Saranya (saranyavatti) | 77.82 | 95% | 2014-10-24 |
13812. | Riley (rileydmcdonald) | 77.82 | 96% | 2015-08-29 |
13813. | iam rock (iam_rock) | 77.81 | 94.3% | 2023-09-28 |
13814. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 77.81 | 95% | 2022-08-25 |
13815. | Harley (bodyguild1) | 77.81 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
13816. | george (gosha_bu) | 77.81 | 98% | 2013-01-07 |
13817. | charlotte (jeffsaturd) | 77.81 | 96% | 2011-07-21 |
13818. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 77.80 | 95% | 2014-11-22 |
13819. | halfcab (halfcab) | 77.80 | 92% | 2015-10-17 |
13820. | Cell (cell) | 77.80 | 93% | 2016-08-14 |
13821. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 77.79 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
13822. | Noah (nodigermanium) | 77.79 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
13823. | Matthew (mattaohem) | 77.79 | 97% | 2015-12-26 |
13824. | JoaoPauluu (joaopauluu) | 77.79 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
13825. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 77.79 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
13826. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 77.79 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
13827. | Rushit (rushit) | 77.79 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
13828. | James (irishaggie) | 77.79 | 96% | 2016-06-03 |
13829. | Lonie (loniewong) | 77.79 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
13830. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 77.79 | 93% | 2017-04-29 |
13831. | MrSeah (mrseahdotcom) | 77.78 | 95% | 2016-02-09 |
13832. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 77.78 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
13833. | Steffi (arghsteffi) | 77.78 | 94% | 2015-01-03 |
13834. | Erol (amaranth) | 77.78 | — | 2009-01-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |