So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35983. | zanna (zannael) | 36.61 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 35984. | Pushkar (psachdeva) | 36.61 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 35985. | Pranshu (pranshuverma17) | 36.59 | 83% | 2015-08-19 |
| 35986. | Syafiq (renton) | 36.59 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 35987. | Jessie (jessie_092180) | 36.58 | 94% | 2011-05-20 |
| 35988. | Prakush (architecture) | 36.58 | 89% | 2017-03-12 |
| 35989. | Mercury (codai2810) | 36.57 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 35990. | theany (buntheany) | 36.57 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 35991. | Dora (dora12321) | 36.56 | 95% | 2019-10-20 |
| 35992. | Dmitry (dimitry) | 36.54 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 35993. | tobias Ottsen (troldmand43) | 36.51 | 92% | 2022-08-16 |
| 35994. | dang thai (dangthaithuong) | 36.51 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 35995. | Tom (mackentosh) | 36.51 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 35996. | mohamed (mmaabsy) | 36.49 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 35997. | Harish (sriharish) | 36.49 | 95% | 2012-07-10 |
| 35998. | James (hogg) | 36.46 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 35999. | Bart (bartok) | 36.43 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 36000. | Ben (stucke) | 36.42 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 36001. | JAMES (the_jamesbond_007) | 36.41 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 36002. | leonardo (lokiu4869) | 36.40 | 95% | 2012-08-30 |
| 36003. | juan (jd_sal) | 36.39 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| 36004. | Ahmad (alkaff_pro) | 36.38 | 90% | 2013-05-03 |
| 36005. | Merrie (mhareschs) | 36.35 | 84% | 2011-08-05 |
| 36006. | andy (andytino) | 36.35 | 94% | 2017-01-01 |
| 36007. | humaun (humaun1) | 36.34 | 92.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 36008. | Daniel (daniel4474) | 36.31 | 91% | 2019-02-17 |
| 36009. | Necroa (necroa_zephyr) | 36.30 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 36010. | Zake (zonder9162) | 36.28 | 92% | 2022-08-17 |
| 36011. | Jamaica M. Ortega (mockinjam) | 36.28 | 93% | 2014-10-03 |
| 36012. | marissa (marissa26) | 36.28 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |