The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18418. | . (shrekenberg) | 85.39 | 96% | 2018-11-03 |
| 18419. | Guest (nextelement) | 85.39 | 94% | 2015-08-12 |
| 18420. | Sam (mk8flopper) | 85.38 | 95% | 2022-07-31 |
| 18421. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 85.38 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 18422. | Crackersontheshelf (taejung... | 85.38 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 18423. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 85.38 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 18424. | nadya (153wpm) | 85.38 | 100% | 2012-03-01 |
| 18425. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 85.37 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 18426. | Piyush (dazzler_boy) | 85.37 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 18427. | Cody (splyntr) | 85.37 | 96% | 2014-10-02 |
| 18428. | Cal Naughton, Jr. (rocket86... | 85.36 | 98% | 2016-02-02 |
| 18429. | Zack P (zporach) | 85.36 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 18430. | James (proctologist) | 85.36 | 97% | 2014-01-28 |
| 18431. | Duh-vorak (denys_147) | 85.36 | 98% | 2011-05-13 |
| 18432. | Eden (eddium) | 85.36 | 97% | 2013-01-17 |
| 18433. | Shanell (sreid01) | 85.36 | 96% | 2014-07-31 |
| 18434. | uwu (serashkut) | 85.35 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 18435. | Diego (diego190401) | 85.35 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 18436. | Bart (bart) | 85.35 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 18437. | Paul (modex) | 85.35 | 98% | 2013-04-14 |
| 18438. | süleyman (suleyman07) | 85.35 | 95% | 2012-01-16 |
| 18439. | Ronald (jessepinkman) | 85.35 | 98% | 2014-10-10 |
| 18440. | percival (samuelnirina) | 85.34 | 98.3% | 2023-08-25 |
| 18441. | JamesDavid (jamesdavid) | 85.34 | 88% | 2016-10-14 |
| 18442. | vansik noobek (awe_erce) | 85.34 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 18443. | Anthony (anto_onwuka) | 85.34 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 18444. | aditya (adityasood007) | 85.34 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 18445. | Antonio (notnotignorant2) | 85.34 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 18446. | Heather (bowlinprincess) | 85.34 | 94% | 2011-10-05 |
| 18447. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 85.34 | 94% | 2015-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |