So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25416. | Micah (xtinguo) | 60.21 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 25417. | Mark (texasranger) | 60.21 | 93% | 2013-06-10 |
| 25418. | Huân (lixboi) | 60.21 | 91% | 2012-02-16 |
| 25419. | Max (mad_man_max11) | 60.20 | 95% | 2022-03-10 |
| 25420. | ™SLD™ (ltnsld) | 60.20 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 25421. | Jacob (jmargolis) | 60.20 | 90% | 2016-12-01 |
| 25422. | Tushar (iusecookies64) | 60.20 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 25423. | Brian (bjb5236) | 60.20 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 25424. | piyopiyo (piyopiyopiyo) | 60.20 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 25425. | Eviita (skriva) | 60.20 | 95% | 2011-06-14 |
| 25426. | Thary (thary4) | 60.20 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 25427. | fastbreak (aljohn30) | 60.19 | 95% | 2023-10-24 |
| 25428. | Voltus (voltchip) | 60.19 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 25429. | jcozy (jcozy) | 60.19 | 94% | 2013-05-14 |
| 25430. | Nalyd (nothisisdylan) | 60.18 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 25431. | Lenie (leniem) | 60.18 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
| 25432. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 60.17 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 25433. | teomyr (tmcute) | 60.17 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 25434. | Kaymart (barrix) | 60.17 | 95% | 2018-01-30 |
| 25435. | Brendan (redsoxrager) | 60.17 | 92% | 2014-05-07 |
| 25436. | S (gingg) | 60.17 | 97% | 2014-10-25 |
| 25437. | santosh (santoshgrtz) | 60.17 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 25438. | Saeed (tanhatan2007) | 60.17 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 25439. | Avery (skipperbud) | 60.17 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| 25440. | Idris (idris_kb) | 60.17 | 97% | 2016-05-26 |
| 25441. | ALI (ch_alisher) | 60.17 | 95% | 2015-03-06 |
| 25442. | ⠀ (ksven) | 60.17 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 25443. | Stephan (stephanvdmerwe) | 60.17 | 98% | 2016-07-19 |
| 25444. | g (ggesta) | 60.17 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 25445. | Karen (athenasowl78) | 60.17 | 95% | 2011-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |