All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9686. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 84.38 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 9687. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 84.38 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 9688. | Franco (rubikute) | 84.37 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 9689. | ravi (xdbanterman321) | 84.37 | 95.6% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9690. | Travis (daltrav1) | 84.37 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 9691. | nishi (nishimasa) | 84.37 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 9692. | tofu (tofu_860) | 84.36 | 97.2% | 2024-10-02 |
| 9693. | HamsterSales (hamstersales) | 84.36 | 99% | 2021-06-25 |
| 9694. | OMG (omgawannabe) | 84.36 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 9695. | mars (marswork) | 84.36 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 9696. | 李贞贤 (chocokeikeu) | 84.35 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 9697. | Jennifer (confusedpotato) | 84.35 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 9698. | Darp (darp1337) | 84.35 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9699. | wanker (wanker123) | 84.35 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 9700. | icosaedru (achimia) | 84.35 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
| 9701. | Christian (gergoss) | 84.34 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9702. | oddblob3000 (oddblob3000) | 84.33 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9703. | Baron (baronhate) | 84.33 | 98.4% | 2024-05-10 |
| 9704. | Cue (cuewitiwat) | 84.33 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 9705. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 84.33 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 9706. | seigou (ninjawanko) | 84.32 | 96% | 2025-09-25 |
| 9707. | David (dmmagic91) | 84.32 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 9708. | Ninaad (saklas_33) | 84.32 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9709. | Michael (mapodaca413) | 84.31 | 96.5% | 2024-01-15 |
| 9710. | kela (kelasol) | 84.31 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 9711. | Nikki (niknak13) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 9712. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 9713. | Bryan (bryangomarga) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9714. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 9715. | David (spurgeon) | 84.31 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |