Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3875. | avery (stridersword) | 68.85 | 98% | 2018-08-11 |
3876. | Amit (amitu7) | 68.84 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
3877. | Michael (khel_diente) | 68.84 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
3878. | i_love_stasik (i_love_stasik) | 68.81 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
3879. | Elijah (foxyeli) | 68.81 | 94% | 2020-08-09 |
3880. | Haikal (haikal91) | 68.81 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
3881. | George (azusername) | 68.78 | 95% | 2019-09-05 |
3882. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 68.78 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
3883. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 68.74 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
3884. | Kai (gigadelic) | 68.73 | 94% | 2020-09-18 |
3885. | Jack (manicman) | 68.73 | 94% | 2019-10-07 |
3886. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 68.73 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
3887. | Edward (1934__) | 68.72 | 96% | 2019-05-05 |
3888. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 68.72 | 99% | 2018-02-03 |
3889. | Edgey (tedge) | 68.71 | 94% | 2019-01-21 |
3890. | Marcus (mojojoe) | 68.70 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
3891. | bart (barkhan) | 68.69 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
3892. | Kingmurloc (kingmurloc) | 68.68 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
3893. | Declan (decmz) | 68.68 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
3894. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 68.67 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
3895. | Mihir (plibither8) | 68.66 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
3896. | Lee (whaocool) | 68.65 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
3897. | ZorPieu_FoXXRay-HKM-37 (pet... | 68.65 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
3898. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 68.64 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
3899. | Jimmy (ricer_workman) | 68.64 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
3900. | Neil (neilasplin) | 68.63 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
3901. | henze (henze777) | 68.62 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
3902. | Jason (zidea) | 68.62 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
3903. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 68.62 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
3904. | Fraser (fracan) | 68.61 | 94% | 2019-06-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |