The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4138. | kelly (pdx33) | 105.63 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 4139. | (nick12342) | 105.62 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4140. | (lentan) | 105.62 | 90% | 2016-03-31 |
| 4141. | (noized) | 105.62 | 98% | 2017-06-20 |
| 4142. | (niraj_angelson) | 105.62 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 4143. | (lil_pulsar) | 105.61 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
| 4144. | (etdev) | 105.60 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 4145. | (create_an_account) | 105.60 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 4146. | (telepathic_bread) | 105.60 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 4147. | (blackenedx) | 105.60 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 4148. | Samadou (samadou_10) | 105.58 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 4149. | (developer1998) | 105.58 | 97% | 2015-12-22 |
| 4150. | (kimchiiii) | 105.57 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 4151. | Accuracy is the key. (janga... | 105.57 | 96% | 2011-08-01 |
| 4152. | (falminfingaz) | 105.56 | 96% | 2016-06-14 |
| 4153. | (mbi615) | 105.56 | 95% | 2016-11-14 |
| 4154. | Henry (barihenry) | 105.54 | 97.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 4155. | (steward) | 105.54 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 4156. | (pinglei) | 105.53 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| 4157. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 105.53 | 99% | 2019-11-24 |
| 4158. | (inwerpsel) | 105.52 | 99% | 2020-05-23 |
| 4159. | (thetypist16) | 105.52 | 98% | 2016-08-22 |
| 4160. | (cessmaster) | 105.52 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 4161. | (whalevomit) | 105.51 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4162. | (lyndsay) | 105.51 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 4163. | (kiffa2008) | 105.50 | 94% | 2013-04-07 |
| 4164. | Lawson (lpace3) | 105.50 | 98% | 2015-10-24 |
| 4165. | (japanesehamantashen) | 105.50 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4166. | (finalman2) | 105.50 | 96% | 2015-06-23 |
| 4167. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 105.49 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |